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kevisip
08-26-2009, 11:30 PM
I have a gas stove that cooks yummy eggs. I cooked 23 eggs, with onions, cilantro, portobello mushrooms, garlic, salt, pepper, parmesian cheese, topped off with grated sharp chedder cheese.

Serve on toast. Or just a plate. Beverage recomendation: Large Dark beer, served in a 1 pint glass. (allows for the GAS, or a bubbles to escape).

Spell check please: cilantro, parmesian.
Father Nash:..

frnash
08-26-2009, 11:55 PM
<font color="0000ff">kevisip:</font>
Since you asked,
You scored one fer two: cilantro is correct, but it&#39;s parmesan! But of course a bit earlier there&#39;s <strike>chedder</strike> = cheddar. http://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif
Now I&#39;m getting hungry!

Better than some I saw earlier:

1. whinches, &#40;winches, wenches, whinches?&#41;

2. &#34;I&#39;ve never even felt nautious from it …&#34;
&#40;I wonder what that means? It sounds like it&#39;s related to nautical … maybe it&#39;s something like seasick? http://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif
c.f. nauseous, adjective: causing or able to cause nausea&#41; http://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif

russholio
08-27-2009, 12:30 PM
Looks like you&#39;re feeling like yourself again, Father Nash.....glad to see it!

booondocker
08-27-2009, 05:19 PM
Must be those drugs they put old NASH on!

Nautious derived from the root word nauty...which is the opposite of being nice.

Nautious, is a state of being, wherein, someone is being nauty&#40;derivative and often misspelled as naughty&#41; ....we will let your imagination run wild with that one....

Surprised that the old guy didn&#39;t pick up on that one right away...hey, you think his cheese has slid a bit on his cracker?

frnash
08-27-2009, 05:35 PM
Now I really gotta take my meds! http://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif

winter_time
08-28-2009, 04:50 PM
hey nash it it isnt fer its for

frnash
08-29-2009, 03:26 PM
<font color="0000ff">winter:
&#34;hey nash it it isnt fer its for&#34;</font>

Oops, sorry.
Translation: Yooper: &#34;fer&#34; = English: &#34;for&#34;. http://www.johndee.com/discuss/clipart/happy.gif