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    Default a little humor for today

    (1) When I die I want to go very peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep, not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car did

    (2) If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal

    (3) I love snow...I hate snow...I love snow...I hate snow ......... thoughts of a bi-polar bear

    (4) To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential

    (5) My doctor told me to watch my drinking, now I drink in front of a mirror

    (6) Life is not a fairytale, if you lose your shoe at midnight, your drunk

    (7) I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight, the people who live above me are furious

    (8) when I told my doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance

    (9) My son asked me what it was like to be married, so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me

    (10) I've had bad luck with both my wives, the first one left me and the second one didn't
    Last edited by snomoman; 01-07-2019 at 12:25 AM.

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