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    Default The Funeral

    A man was leaving a convenience store with his coffee when he noticed a most
    unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
    A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
    Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
    Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.
    The first man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
    walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be
    a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
    "My wife's."
    ''What happened to her?"
    "She yelled at me and my dog attacked her."
    He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
    My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her also.

    A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.
    The first man then asked "Can I borrow your dog?"
    The the other man replied,

    "Get in the line."

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    -Mezz

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