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    A man was telling his buddy : "You won't believe what happened last night.




    My daughter walked into the living room and said : Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop.





    Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my house key away, and throw me out.





    Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."





    "Holy Smokes," replied the friend, " - she actually said that?"





    "Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said :


















    "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Elizabeth Warren’s Presidential Campaign."

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddah2 View Post
    a man was telling his buddy : "you won't believe what happened last night.




    my daughter walked into the living room and said : Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my tv and my laptop.





    please take any of my jewelry to the salvation army or cash converters. Then sell my car, take my house key away, and throw me out.





    then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."





    "holy smokes," replied the friend, " - she actually said that?"





    "well, she didn't put it quite like that. she actually said :


















    "dad, meet my new boyfriend, mohammed. We're going to work together on elizabeth warren’s presidential campaign."


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