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    Default 911, What's your emergency

    NEWPORT, Ore. - Police are trained to respond to all kinds of emergencies, but this is a new one.

    One police department in Oregon posted a reminder on their Facebook page, asking the public to not call for an emergency if they run out of toilet paper due to the coronavirus outbreak.
    "Itís hard to believe that we even have to post this," police in Newport, Oregon wrote. "Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance."
    The post then pointed out the different methods used throughout history before suggesting other items that could be used in lieu of "your favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue."
    "Be resourceful. Be patient. There is a TP shortage. This too shall pass. "Just donít call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper," the post concluded.

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    Honest to goodness, you just can't make this BLEEP up!!

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