Three surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning
and they started to brag on their accomplishments ---

The first one said " I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw
and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"

The second doctor said " I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle
accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he's
training for the Olympics!"

The third said "That's pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding
their horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train.
All they could find was the horse's a-- and the rider's hair. I put them
back together and now they're the governor of __________.