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    Default Little Girl & Her Dog

    A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may

    I take the dog for a walk around the

    block?"




    Mom

    replies, "No, because she is in

    heat."




    "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask

    your father. I think he's in the garage."





    The little girl goes to the garage and

    says,"Dad, may I take Belle for a

    walk around the block? I asked Mom,

    but she said the dog was in heat,

    and to come to you." Dad said,

    "Bring Belle over here."






    Being old school he took a rag, soaked it

    with a little gasoline, and dabbed

    the dog's backside with it to

    disguise the scent, and said, "OK,

    you can go now, but keep Belle on

    the leash and only go one time

    around the block."





    The little girl left and returned a few

    minutes later with no dog on the

    leash. Surprised, Dad asked,

    "Where's Belle?"






    The little girl said, "She ran out of

    gas about halfway down the block, so

    another dog is pushing her home."

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    Thanks for the laughs Gary.

    Keep 'em coming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Administrator View Post
    Thanks for the laughs Gary.

    Keep 'em coming!
    X2!

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