Little Girl & Her Dog

[gary_in_neenah]

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may

I take the dog for a walk around the

block?"




Mom

replies, "No, because she is in

heat."




"What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask

your father. I think he's in the garage."





The little girl goes to the garage and

says,"Dad, may I take Belle for a

walk around the block? I asked Mom,

but she said the dog was in heat,

and to come to you." Dad said,

"Bring Belle over here."






Being old school he took a rag, soaked it

with a little gasoline, and dabbed

the dog's backside with it to

disguise the scent, and said, "OK,

you can go now, but keep Belle on

the leash and only go one time

around the block."





The little girl left and returned a few

minutes later with no dog on the

leash. Surprised, Dad asked,

"Where's Belle?"






The little girl said, "She ran out of

gas about halfway down the block, so

another dog is pushing her home."

[Administrator]

Thanks for the laughs Gary.

Keep 'em coming!

[xcr440]

Thanks for the laughs Gary.

Keep 'em coming!

X2!